Target Teaser Pillows

'If I hit the apple, we call it archery. If I hit the guy, we call it acupuncture.'

Bullseye!

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

Skeets Champion.

'Hey we just hit our sales goal...for 1978.'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'

Musical Archer

Archery.

Clay pigeon shooting

'He calls me lambchop and I call him muttonhead.'

'Mom! Betty lou called me a 'TWIRP' 'You are a twirp!'

Fragrans Tortuosa

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'

I couldn't find my other wig

'You've hit the bull.'

'HA! Look, Dad! My hair is so thick I've got my comb stuck in it ...again.'

"Honestly, Harry, I'll never tease you again for carrying around that elephant gun!"

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

'He's completely wrapped up in himself.'

'You're never going to make it as a cop if you don't put your past as a knife-thrower behind you.'