Teasing Target Pillows

"Honestly, Harry, I'll never tease you again for carrying around that elephant gun!"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Very funny."

Banana striptease...

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

Hit Me

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'Dad... He's still making faces at me!'

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

Of the seven, which dwarf do you identify with?

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."

'It's one of your five a day.'

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'This is why I hate talking to Geeky science boys!!'

'Better ease up on the goodnatured barbs...'

'It's a shame really, he used to have his leg pulled a lot when he was a boy.'

'When you take off your glasses and put a bag over your head you're gorgeous!'

"Will you stop saying 'I thought you liked a bit of rough...!!'"

Vicar Baiting

"Will you stop saying I hit a birdie on that last hole! Is it my fault that bird flew into the path of my ball?"

"Why'd you get this fake beard?"