Target Practice Jokers Pillows

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

Long-legged clown...

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

Stun-gun target practice.

'He's started jogging to work.'

'We're running combat maneuvers on our 3 year old?'

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

"Next!"

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

"Your resume is impressive."

A group of hunters.

"It's the wife - I can't even fight a war in bloody peace!"

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

"O.K., if you make this on, that means he'll call, and if you miss—you call him."

"It's Albert's revamped version of the old 'arrow through the head' gag, but it still needs a bit of work."

"This is a letter from your teacher. Are you seriously eating your own homework?"

William Tell's Father with Golf Club

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

Musician Target Practice

'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

Shoot your own apples

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

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Brian took the annual pea-shooting competition very seriously indeed!

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"