Target Practice Jokers Gifts

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

Long-legged clown...

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

Stun-gun target practice.

"Next!"

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

'We're running combat maneuvers on our 3 year old?'

'He's started jogging to work.'

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

"Your resume is impressive."

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

"It's the wife - I can't even fight a war in bloody peace!"

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

A group of hunters.

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

"It's Albert's revamped version of the old 'arrow through the head' gag, but it still needs a bit of work."

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

"This is a letter from your teacher. Are you seriously eating your own homework?"

William Tell's Father with Golf Club

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

Musician Target Practice

"O.K., if you make this on, that means he'll call, and if you miss—you call him."

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

Brian took the annual pea-shooting competition very seriously indeed!

Exercise yard: 'It's windy this morning!' (Arrows on uniform all blowing away).