Target Practice Buffs Pillows

William Tell's Father with Golf Club

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I told him he should have trained more."

Targets.

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

Today's seminar is going to be so much fun...

Stun-gun target practice.

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

Practicing the C major scale in 6 positions.

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

"Your resume is impressive."

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

A group of hunters.

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

"O.K., if you make this on, that means he'll call, and if you miss—you call him."

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Falls at work.

Musician Target Practice

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

Happy Birthday

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

'You've hit the bull.'

'I know I'd be a better putter if I could see the ball!'

Brian took the annual pea-shooting competition very seriously indeed!