Target Practice Buffs Mugs

William Tell's Father with Golf Club

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I told him he should have trained more."

Targets.

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

Today's seminar is going to be so much fun...

Stun-gun target practice.

Practicing the C major scale in 6 positions.

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

A group of hunters.

"Your resume is impressive."

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

Falls at work.

"O.K., if you make this on, that means he'll call, and if you miss—you call him."

Musician Target Practice

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

'You've hit the bull.'

'I know I'd be a better putter if I could see the ball!'

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

Happy Birthday

Brian took the annual pea-shooting competition very seriously indeed!

Shoot your own apples