Target Practice Jokester Pillows

Target homicide team investigating the murder of a citizen shot in the Bull's-eye with an arrow.

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

Stun-gun target practice.

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

'I'm very active. I'm always jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping lunch, and jogging my memory. With all that jumping, stretching, skipping and jogging, I still can't lose weight.'

Ace Novelties

Scream Shrink

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

"Your resume is impressive."

A group of hunters.

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

"It's OK, this is a teaching hospital. Some people just have to learn that the hard way."

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

William Tell's Father with Golf Club

Musician Target Practice

"O.K., if you make this on, that means he'll call, and if you miss—you call him."

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

'We're half way through teaching her to roll over.'

"Just shoot me if I ever take up power walking."

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

'My waist has spread, my arteries are clogged, cholesterol is elevated, but my legs still go up and down.'

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