Target Practice Jokester T-Shirts

Target homicide team investigating the murder of a citizen shot in the Bull's-eye with an arrow.

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

Clinic. Let's see … Have there been any injuries, digestive disorders or malpractice suits today? Nope - No hits, no runs, no errors.

M.D. Mrs. Hoskins is here to match wits with you regarding her symptoms.

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

Stun-gun target practice.

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

'I'm very active. I'm always jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping lunch, and jogging my memory. With all that jumping, stretching, skipping and jogging, I still can't lose weight.'

Kid, you can't go taking credit cards and identities. It's stealing. Just the same as if you stole something from a store. Yes sir. I want to be a good person. I won't do it anymore. And no freezing my assets. You're no fun at all.

"Your resume is impressive."

Scream Shrink

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A group of hunters.

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

"It's OK, this is a teaching hospital. Some people just have to learn that the hard way."

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

William Tell's Father with Golf Club

Musician Target Practice

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

How's your animal? Do you mean my wolverine, or my inner animal?

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

"O.K., if you make this on, that means he'll call, and if you miss—you call him."

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

"Just shoot me if I ever take up power walking."

'We're half way through teaching her to roll over.'

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

'The men are wondering...If we knock up four power stations this week, can we have next week off...?'

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