Training Ground Jokester Pillows

"It's OK, this is a teaching hospital. Some people just have to learn that the hard way."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

"I hate this time of year."

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

Cleaning the Horse

"It's improv night."

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'Has anyone seen my contact?'

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

Just Do It. Just Did It.

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

'Donuts make me STRONG!'

'I'm very active. I'm always jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping lunch, and jogging my memory. With all that jumping, stretching, skipping and jogging, I still can't lose weight.'

'Saint Francis changes his mind about animals'

'He took all of the fat off his mid-section and all the fat off his rear but look where it went!'

Your nose is running...which I guessing is more than I can say for your feet.