Tease Pillows

'Dad... He's still making faces at me!'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

The Stripper

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Tartar sauce.

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"Very funny."

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

Hit Me

Banana striptease...

'I don't like the look of yours...'

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.'

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'This is why I hate talking to Geeky science boys!!'

"That's not what I meant when I asked you to put him down. Now you've gone and hurt his feelings."

'It's a shame really, he used to have his leg pulled a lot when he was a boy.'

'Better ease up on the goodnatured barbs...'

"Why'd you get this fake beard?"

"Will you stop saying I hit a birdie on that last hole! Is it my fault that bird flew into the path of my ball?"

"Will you stop saying 'I thought you liked a bit of rough...!!'"