Tease Enthusiast Pillows

'Better ease up on the goodnatured barbs...'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Tartar sauce.

"Baldo, we need to talk."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Very funny."

Banana striptease...

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

Hit Me

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

'Dad... He's still making faces at me!'

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

'Please excuse my mother, this is my first interview.'

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.'

'My wife can never resist dessert'

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."

"That's not what I meant when I asked you to put him down. Now you've gone and hurt his feelings."

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'This is why I hate talking to Geeky science boys!!'

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

Kink

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

'It's a shame really, he used to have his leg pulled a lot when he was a boy.'