Teasing Aficionados Pillows

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Tartar sauce.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

Top Secret Files

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Very funny."

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

Hit Me

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

Banana striptease...

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

'I don't like the look of yours...'

"I'm hexting."

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

'No fooling around. I'm a very jealous guy.'

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

Mothers Without Borders

Love at first text.

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.'

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."