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His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Love me little, love me long.'

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'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."

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'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

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Thanks for the tip. Come again!

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"Why don't you stop by and stray for awhile."

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"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.'

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

'Better ease up on the goodnatured barbs...'

'Henry wore himself out courting me.'

"Quit judging me."

'I wish you would stop calling my birthday a historical re-enactment!'

'Quit referring to me as a Low Rider.'

"I wouldn't say you embarrassed yourself. It was more like social self-immolation."

"Public display of rejection"

"I don't know. Some swear by worms, others say minnows work best. I try not to get caught up in all the hype."

'When does salmon season start?!'

'There's lots of fine,honest,upstanding young men out there and she takes up with a banker!'

"Careful, Rocky. You're about to give away the secret behind your knockout punches."

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Working class couple walking past a dentist

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"Hey, can I check out those figure drawings again?"

"The following program is intended for mature viewers. So, Ed, you should leave the room now."