Teasing Connoisseur Gifts

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Love me little, love me long.'

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

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"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

Your brother's just teasing you, dear - I'm sure he didn't lick every one of them.

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

Wildlife Refuge

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

"Why don't you stop by and stray for awhile."

"I don't feel we've known each other long enough to sit in a booth."

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.'

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

Teddy Tree is trying out for lacrosse. LOL! No way! That spazoid nerd? Hey! No one disses my little brother! Ok. Ok! Sorry! That's my job.

'Better ease up on the goodnatured barbs...'

"I wouldn't say you embarrassed yourself. It was more like social self-immolation."

'I wish you would stop calling my birthday a historical re-enactment!'

"Careful, Rocky. You're about to give away the secret behind your knockout punches."

"I don't know. Some swear by worms, others say minnows work best. I try not to get caught up in all the hype."

"Public display of rejection"

"Quit judging me."

'When does salmon season start?!'

'There's lots of fine,honest,upstanding young men out there and she takes up with a banker!'

'Henry wore himself out courting me.'

'Quit referring to me as a Low Rider.'

'Relax - TV brings you a commercial - free hour of a purring kitten...

"What I'd like to know is what the hell happened to all the virgins in this town."

Florida Wildlife - Old Goat

Working class couple walking past a dentist