Teasing Enthusiast Gifts

Working class couple walking past a dentist

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.'

'I wish you would stop calling my birthday a historical re-enactment!'

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Tartar sauce.

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"Very funny."

Banana striptease...

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

Hit Me

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

"Well, hellooo gorgeous! Did you hear the humans named a position after us?"

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

"May I eat at the bar ... read your paper, text friends and hit on you?"

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

'Your intoxication beauty has made me forget my problems, my inhibitions, my wallet. Would you mind paying for the check?'

'My wife can never resist dessert'

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'This is why I hate talking to Geeky science boys!!'

Kink

"That's not what I meant when I asked you to put him down. Now you've gone and hurt his feelings."

"Dude...Smiley wants to meet me for a burger...maybe it means she's hungry."

'Keep in mind I'm beautiful on the inside.'

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."