Teasing Enthusiasts Gifts

Banter Area.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Tartar sauce.

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"Very funny."

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

Hit Me

Banana striptease...

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

'Dad... He's still making faces at me!'

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.'

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'My wife can never resist dessert'

"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."

'It goes with your eyes.'

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'This is why I hate talking to Geeky science boys!!'

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

"That's not what I meant when I asked you to put him down. Now you've gone and hurt his feelings."

"You had me at hell."