Teasing Enthusiasts Gifts

Banter Area.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Tartar sauce.

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Very funny."

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

Fresh Lobster

Banana striptease...

Hit Me

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

'I don't like the look of yours...'

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

'Dad... He's still making faces at me!'

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

Your brother's just teasing you, dear - I'm sure he didn't lick every one of them.

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

'My wife can never resist dessert'

Teddy Tree is trying out for lacrosse. LOL! No way! That spazoid nerd? Hey! No one disses my little brother! Ok. Ok! Sorry! That's my job.

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'This is why I hate talking to Geeky science boys!!'

"That's not what I meant when I asked you to put him down. Now you've gone and hurt his feelings."

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it's met its match.

"You had me at hell."

'It goes with your eyes.'