Teasing Experts Gifts

Tartar sauce.

"Call me?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Boyfriend of the Month.

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"The etchings are in the library."

The Stages of Wine

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

"Very funny."

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

"Not so fast, Casanova! I want to get to know a man and his intentions better before I allow him to accompany me to the cinema!"

Sexy Slot Machine

"Here's a guy who has women falling over him."

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

Hit Me

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

Banana striptease...

Tom prepares for his hot date.

'I don't like the look of yours...'

"I'm a simple man, really."

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

'Are they your come to bed eyes or put the rubbish bin out eyes?'

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

Social butterfly

'Well thank you Igor!! I spend all night making small talk with the blonde and Mr. googly eyes has to show up!!'

'Easy Chair.'