Teasing Experts Gifts

Tartar sauce.

"Call me?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Boyfriend of the Month.

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

The Stages of Wine

"The etchings are in the library."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

"Very funny."

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

Hit Me

"Not so fast, Casanova! I want to get to know a man and his intentions better before I allow him to accompany me to the cinema!"

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

Banana striptease...

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"Here's a guy who has women falling over him."

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

Sexy Slot Machine

Tom prepares for his hot date.

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'Well thank you Igor!! I spend all night making small talk with the blonde and Mr. googly eyes has to show up!!'

'Are they your come to bed eyes or put the rubbish bin out eyes?'

'Easy Chair.'

Your brother's just teasing you, dear - I'm sure he didn't lick every one of them.

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

"I'm a simple man, really."

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.