Teasing Technician Gifts

"Can I use your Xbox? Oh my, sis ... you are hilarious!"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Tartar sauce.

'After you with the camouflage.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Very funny."

Banana striptease...

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

Hit Me

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'Dad... He's still making faces at me!'

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.'

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

"That's not what I meant when I asked you to put him down. Now you've gone and hurt his feelings."

Of the seven, which dwarf do you identify with?

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

After his career as a wrestling pro, Hank 'Iron Claw' Hammersmith found a new job at the touchscreen test department.

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'This is why I hate talking to Geeky science boys!!'

'Better ease up on the goodnatured barbs...'

'It's a shame really, he used to have his leg pulled a lot when he was a boy.'

"Will you stop saying 'I thought you liked a bit of rough...!!'"