Teasing Technician T-Shirts

"Can I use your Xbox? Oh my, sis ... you are hilarious!"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Tartar sauce.

'After you with the camouflage.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Very funny."

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

Banana striptease...

Hit Me

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

'I don't like the look of yours...'

I'm a seat warmer test dummy.

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

'Dad... He's still making faces at me!'

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

Your brother's just teasing you, dear - I'm sure he didn't lick every one of them.

History's First Prop Gag

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.'

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

Do you think Ryan Beardsley would like me more if I highlighted my hair? Maybe -

Comparative Review of the New York Post and its App

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

Of the seven, which dwarf do you identify with?

"That's not what I meant when I asked you to put him down. Now you've gone and hurt his feelings."

After his career as a wrestling pro, Hank 'Iron Claw' Hammersmith found a new job at the touchscreen test department.

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'This is why I hate talking to Geeky science boys!!'

Teddy Tree is trying out for lacrosse. LOL! No way! That spazoid nerd? Hey! No one disses my little brother! Ok. Ok! Sorry! That's my job.

'It's a shame really, he used to have his leg pulled a lot when he was a boy.'

'Better ease up on the goodnatured barbs...'