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'Oh stop it, oh you are a tease.' 'Henry's back is playing up again.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Tartar sauce.

"It's a setup."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Very funny."

Banana striptease...

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

Hit Me

A Dummy Corporation.

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

'Dad... He's still making faces at me!'

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.'

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."

Of the seven, which dwarf do you identify with?

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'This is why I hate talking to Geeky science boys!!'

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

"That's not what I meant when I asked you to put him down. Now you've gone and hurt his feelings."

'Better ease up on the goodnatured barbs...'

'It's a shame really, he used to have his leg pulled a lot when he was a boy.'

"Will you stop saying 'I thought you liked a bit of rough...!!'"

"There's Cuthbert! - He's always good for a wind-up..."