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Of the seven, which dwarf do you identify with?

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Computer operator welding machine.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I think I found the problem.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

Bike Wash

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

'Are you gonna answer that?'

Robot Truck.

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

The inventions of baseball

'I told you not to do that. Now put it back.'

"I'll say one thing - you're full of surprises."

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

"To save time, Dr. Nuclear, we ask that you stop following every correct answer with a bout of maniacal laughter."

"How about this? The story of a little reindeer whose exclusion from reindeer games led to the study of math and science, enabling him to develop levitation tech and thus eliminate the need for flying reindeers, thereby consigning his early tormentors to

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

"I have mess recognition. I show my messy room and my phone knows it has to be me."