Teasing Mastermind Gifts

Of the seven, which dwarf do you identify with?

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Computer operator welding machine.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'I think I found the problem.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

"I want you to leave here today with a message of joy!..."

Bike Wash

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'Off hand, I'd say it's a problem with your distributor.'

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

'Are you gonna answer that?'

Robot Truck.

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

Do you think Ryan Beardsley would like me more if I highlighted my hair? Maybe -

The inventions of baseball

'I told you not to do that. Now put it back.'

"I'll say one thing - you're full of surprises."

"Can't beat that super glue for sticking power, huh?"

"How about this? The story of a little reindeer whose exclusion from reindeer games led to the study of math and science, enabling him to develop levitation tech and thus eliminate the need for flying reindeers, thereby consigning his early tormentors to

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

"To save time, Dr. Nuclear, we ask that you stop following every correct answer with a bout of maniacal laughter."

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'