Teasing Master Gifts

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Tartar sauce.

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Very funny."

Banana striptease...

Hit Me

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

A Dummy Corporation.

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

'Dad... He's still making faces at me!'

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.'

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'This is why I hate talking to Geeky science boys!!'

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."

Of the seven, which dwarf do you identify with?

"That's not what I meant when I asked you to put him down. Now you've gone and hurt his feelings."

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

'It's a shame really, he used to have his leg pulled a lot when he was a boy.'

'Better ease up on the goodnatured barbs...'

'I wish you would stop calling my birthday a historical re-enactment!'

"Will you stop saying 'I thought you liked a bit of rough...!!'"

"Will you stop saying I hit a birdie on that last hole! Is it my fault that bird flew into the path of my ball?"

"Why'd you get this fake beard?"

Vicar Baiting

'When you take off your glasses and put a bag over your head you're gorgeous!'