Teasing Expert Gifts

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Call me?"

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Boyfriend of the Month.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

The Stages of Wine

Tartar sauce.

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Very funny."

Sexy Slot Machine

Hit Me

Banana striptease...

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

"Not so fast, Casanova! I want to get to know a man and his intentions better before I allow him to accompany me to the cinema!"

Tom prepares for his hot date.

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'Easy Chair.'

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

'Are they your come to bed eyes or put the rubbish bin out eyes?'

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

'Well thank you Igor!! I spend all night making small talk with the blonde and Mr. googly eyes has to show up!!'

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

"I'm a simple man, really."

'Dad... He's still making faces at me!'

Babe magnet

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.'

"My name is Adam and your name is Eve and that I think is a good starting point for a relationship between us!"

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

'No thanks! Playing doctor is how my folks ended up getting married.'

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."