Professional Tease Gifts

"That's not what I meant when I asked you to put him down. Now you've gone and hurt his feelings."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

The Stripper

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

Tartar sauce.

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Just a little heads up!

'ok, who threw that?'

"Very funny."

Hit Me

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

Banana striptease...

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'You dropped the ball. You're being paid to throw it.'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

'Curiosity'

Attorney-at-play

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

'Dad... He's still making faces at me!'

Woman in office bombarded by paper airplanes flying through window.

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'