Professional Tease Gifts

"That's not what I meant when I asked you to put him down. Now you've gone and hurt his feelings."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

The Stripper

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

Tartar sauce.

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

Just a little heads up!

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'ok, who threw that?'

"Very funny."

Hit Me

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

Banana striptease...

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'Curiosity'

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

'You dropped the ball. You're being paid to throw it.'

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

'Dad... He's still making faces at me!'

Your brother's just teasing you, dear - I'm sure he didn't lick every one of them.

Attorney-at-play

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

Woman in office bombarded by paper airplanes flying through window.