Playful Tease Gifts

'The Usual?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

The Stripper

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Very funny."

Hit Me

Banana striptease...

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'I don't like the look of yours...'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

'Sweet, Caroline?'

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

'Dad... He's still making faces at me!'

Your brother's just teasing you, dear - I'm sure he didn't lick every one of them.

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'