Playful Teasing Gifts

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'No, you don't have hemorrhoids. You have a case of himorrhoids, has your husband been a pain in the butt, lately?'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"Very funny."

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Banana striptease...

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

Hit Me

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'Sweet, Caroline?'

'Dad... He's still making faces at me!'

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

A man playing with a baby

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

Your brother's just teasing you, dear - I'm sure he didn't lick every one of them.

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'