Playful Teasing T-Shirts

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"Very funny."

Banana striptease...

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Hit Me

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'Sweet, Caroline?'

A man playing with a baby

'Dad... He's still making faces at me!'

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.'

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.