Playful Taunters Gifts

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Back to the Holidays

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

Children in a Nursery.

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

Hamlet.

'I don't like the look of yours...'

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"So there's this big Mother...."

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

Hide and Seek

Modern animal communication

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

"They're fake plastic vampire fangs from a dress-up shop, but boy do they make the wolves turn around and leave me alone..."