Taunt Enthusiast Gifts

'Tough guy, eh? Want to step outside?'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Ghost School.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Clown God

Get crazy once in a while

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

When clowns are hunting.

"Well did he?"

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Clown Wife

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

Magic Tricks

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"Seriously?"

Inkwell Genie.

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'