Taunt Enthusiast Gifts

'Tough guy, eh? Want to step outside?'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Ghost School.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Get crazy once in a while

Clown God

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

This side is the gag reel.

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

When clowns are hunting.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Magic Tricks

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Clown Wife

"Well did he?"

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"Seriously?"

Turn your head and laugh.

Inkwell Genie.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."