Playful Taunters Pillows

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

Children in a Nursery.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

Hamlet.

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'I don't like the look of yours...'

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

"So there's this big Mother...."

Hide and Seek

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Modern animal communication

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

"They're fake plastic vampire fangs from a dress-up shop, but boy do they make the wolves turn around and leave me alone..."