Playful Satirists Pillows

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

Occu-Pie Mars

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"You should run for president."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

Trump returns home

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

Footing The Bill

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

Nuclear Capacity.

War of Words

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

Harcourt's Defeat in 1895 Election

Stay the Course.

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

Karine Jean-Pierre

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