Playful Satirists Pillows

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

Occu-Pie Mars

They're Not Just That Into It

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

"You should run for president."

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

Footing The Bill

Trump returns home

Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

I Want to be a Drone President

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

Nuclear Capacity.

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

Stay the Course.

'Their ruling's all about Freedom of Speech...which allows us to say, 'We have the right to influence elections''

Conspiracy Theory Books

Harcourt's Defeat in 1895 Election

Sen. Krupt. Your vote should never be for sale. It's much more efficient to rent it out!

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

Abortion Rights Are Doomed Now and It's Largely the Democrats' Fault

War of Words

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,