Musical Satirists Pillows

HM Scrubways Top Security Chapel.

Occu-Pie Mars

They're Not Just That Into It

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

War of Words

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

'I love Brahms' 2nd Symphony in A minor, especially the part where it pauses and the voice says, 'Please hold for the next available broker'.'

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

'I'm organic.'

Leftie Trump

Other Than That Everything's Perfect

Busking Elephant

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

"Hurry, she's starting to play in a minor key!"

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

Trump the Shepherdess

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

"The immigrant kids ate the class hamster, my teacher is an agent of Satan, and I got an A."

"Cultural diversity is all very well, but our immigration officers don't have to put up with their bloody harp picking 24 hours a day!"

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

An Inconcievable, Inexcusable, Incomprehensible Truth.

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

'Buy plain packet cigarettes - get free coloured pens to make your own packet design.'

'Don't say anything!'

Uke Free Zone