Musical Satirists Pillows

HM Scrubways Top Security Chapel.

Occu-Pie Mars

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

War of Words

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'I'm organic.'

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

'I love Brahms' 2nd Symphony in A minor, especially the part where it pauses and the voice says, 'Please hold for the next available broker'.'

Other Than That Everything's Perfect

"The immigrant kids ate the class hamster, my teacher is an agent of Satan, and I got an A."

"Cultural diversity is all very well, but our immigration officers don't have to put up with their bloody harp picking 24 hours a day!"

"Hurry, she's starting to play in a minor key!"

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

Busking Elephant

Trump the Shepherdess

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

An Inconcievable, Inexcusable, Incomprehensible Truth.

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

'Buy plain packet cigarettes - get free coloured pens to make your own packet design.'

"Winners don't leave Yelp reviews."

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'