Music Satire Appreciators Pillows

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

Gay Times...

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

The Berlin Peace Movement

"They're so like us."

Mikado

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Jack in the box on strike.

In my day, they didn

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"That's very offensive."

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Forbidden Vegetable

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Peacekeeping?

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

Chicken comedians.

Getting employees involved in decision making can help give them a sense of ownership. Sometimes, a little too much.

Cosmetic pouches.

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

"I'm leaving you,Jerry-I need more from a man than just scintillating conversation."

'Down here, greed is totally unregulated.'

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

"Owww!! Yes, that hurts!"