Music Satire Appreciators Pillows

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

Gay Times...

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Mikado

The Berlin Peace Movement

"They're so like us."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Jack in the box on strike.

"That's very offensive."

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Forbidden Vegetable

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Chicken comedians.

Peacekeeping?

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

Getting employees involved in decision making can help give them a sense of ownership. Sometimes, a little too much.

Cosmetic pouches.

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

"I'm leaving you,Jerry-I need more from a man than just scintillating conversation."

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

Coping with Normalcy

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

"Remind me again, did the President say that or was it the Kardashians?"

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'