Cultural Satire Appreciators Pillows

Mikado

Gay Times...

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

The Berlin Peace Movement

"They're so like us."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"That's very offensive."

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

Children should be seen and not heard. We're decorative.

Forbidden Vegetable

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Peacekeeping?

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

Keister Island.

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

Chicken comedians.

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

Getting employees involved in decision making can help give them a sense of ownership. Sometimes, a little too much.

Cosmetic pouches.

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

"I'm leaving you,Jerry-I need more from a man than just scintillating conversation."

"Remind me again, did the President say that or was it the Kardashians?"

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

Every Day Is Fundraising Time

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

King Commute.

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."