Cultural Satire Appreciators Pillows

Mikado

Gay Times...

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

The Berlin Peace Movement

"They're so like us."

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"That's very offensive."

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Children should be seen and not heard. We're decorative.

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

Forbidden Vegetable

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

Peacekeeping?

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

Chicken comedians.

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

Getting employees involved in decision making can help give them a sense of ownership. Sometimes, a little too much.

Cosmetic pouches.

"I'm leaving you,Jerry-I need more from a man than just scintillating conversation."

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

"Remind me again, did the President say that or was it the Kardashians?"

King Commute.

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"