Cultural Satire Lovers Pillows

'Tch! We're not eating Mexican again, are we?' 'Well, I'd look pretty silly going into an Italian restaurant dressed like this.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Mikado

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Jack in the box on strike.

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

"That's very offensive."

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

Alabama Traffic Jam

Macho Vegetarian

Latest Aye Phone

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Lose the Iraq War.

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

Hamlet.

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

"It's an epic saga of a tier 1 girl and a tier 3 boy who fall in love without their families' consent."

Max Beerbohm

'Remember, Henderson - A penny saved is a departmental oversight.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'

'Down here, greed is totally unregulated.'

Coping with Normalcy