Cultural Satire Lovers Mugs

'Tch! We're not eating Mexican again, are we?' 'Well, I'd look pretty silly going into an Italian restaurant dressed like this.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Mikado

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Jack in the box on strike.

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"That's very offensive."

Alabama Traffic Jam

Latest Aye Phone

Macho Vegetarian

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Keister Island.

Lose the Iraq War.

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

Hamlet.

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

Blasphemer! Ignoramus. HOJ. Your anti-religious rants will lead to the breakdown of morality. The divine is our source of civilization and humanity. It's what separates us from lowly animals. That and our ability to turn worthless jungle into condos. You're playing dirty now, hairless one.

Coping with Normalcy

'Down here, greed is totally unregulated.'

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

'Remember, Henderson - A penny saved is a departmental oversight.'

Max Beerbohm

"It's an epic saga of a tier 1 girl and a tier 3 boy who fall in love without their families' consent."

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office