Cultural Satire Enthusiasts Mugs

"They're saying the whole village enjoyed an Indian take-away last night."

Hollywood Sign Developers

Life is for the birds.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

Mikado

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"She's a miniature."

Convenience.

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"It's trickle down."

Standard & Poor

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

In my day, they didn

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

"That's very offensive."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Neversource"

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Alabama Traffic Jam

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

Macho Vegetarian

Latest Aye Phone

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'Are you free at the moment?'

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."