Cultural Satire Enthusiasts Prints

"They're saying the whole village enjoyed an Indian take-away last night."

Life is for the birds.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Cord cutter

Mikado

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"She's a miniature."

Convenience.

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Standard & Poor

"It's trickle down."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

"Neversource"

"That's very offensive."

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Alabama Traffic Jam

Macho Vegetarian

'Are you free at the moment?'

Latest Aye Phone

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."