Cultural Satire Lover Pillows

'It Blundering Bear! Him say, 'Call fire department'!'

"Well, damn! I don't know whether to s**t or sacrifice this virgin!"

Keister Island.

'Look! There's another annoying pop-up Ad.'

Stone figures of burger eaters on island - Feaster Island.

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

Ineffectual hunter gatherers - "These flowers are lovely....."

'Funny, you don't look jewish!'

Pet-A-Manger

Gentlemen of Japan

Koko

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Occu-Pie Mars

'That's our mission statement.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Do Not Resuscitate

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Trump pardons

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

This Message Has No Content

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Oligarchy