Satirists Pillows

"Oh, so this is what a Bible looks like."

An Inconcievable, Inexcusable, Incomprehensible Truth.

Other Than That Everything's Perfect

'Buy plain packet cigarettes - get free coloured pens to make your own packet design.'

'We've been picking up some broken transmissions from earth. It seems they have weapons of mass destruction but they don't know where they put them.'

Trump the Shepherdess

Occu-Pie Mars

Hi, this is Donald Trump. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'm calling to tell you I'm running for president. Ok. Have a good time. What do you mean "have a good time"? Is that supposed to be some sort of backhanded insult? Are you not taking me seriously? Well guess what, idiot, the feeling is entirely mutual. House of Java Cybercafe. Wait ... What? What just happened? Play dumb if you want, loser. it's probably why you're not as rich as I am.

"Obama refuses to take our advice on Ukraine!"

"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..

War of Words

'Not only did they overthrow me, the bums also kept the damage deposit!'

'We have to beat our armalitites into ballot boxes!'

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

"I'd look foolish if I gave in."

'Commons Bar' - "I would never vote to bring back flogging...why should criminals get for free what MP's have to pay for?"

Assisted Homicide Solutions.

Bush & Cheney discuss their approval ratings.

"If you want something done right, you have to lead a military coup."

Russian Scapegoat

TRUMP POSITIVE

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

They're Not Just That Into It

Washington D.C. street gangs: a random sampling

Triumph of the Swill

Not Funny

The Genius of Science-Denial

Hear No Evil, See No Protests

Have You Checked the Congressional Children?

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Leftie Trump

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

Good Things About the Iraq War

Trump and Zelensky