Literary Satirists Pillows

"Ghost-writing Donald Trump's memoirs will pay handsomely towards the barn conversion we can't afford."

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Occu-Pie Mars

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

No-Work Orange

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Ghostwriting the Bible

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

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Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."