Political Satirists Pillows

The Salute

"'Litterbug' isn't politically correct. They prefer 'environmentally challenged.'"

"This cloaking device avoids detection by the G.A.O."

Papal Opposition to Modern Civilisation

Election

So the anti-tax hike anti-new revenue anti-spender's solution would be...

"Meaningful gun laws. . . ? Why, er, um, sure! Just let me reach into my magic hat. . . !"

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

"Oh, those are the lobbyists who get us our government subsidies."

'Sure I'm depressed. I'm the senior senator from my state and the junior senator already has more conflicts of interest.'

'I need my illegal aliens - to keep wages low and benefits non - existent!'

'We're getting out of Egypt, and going to a nice peaceful place called 'Palestine.''

'We have to convince the media that we aren't corrupt!'

"Sure, meritocracies are fine, but why take the chance?"

If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'.

'The trouble is 90% of politicians are giving the other 10% a bad name.'

'As fiscal politicians, we've got to act like a modern Robin Hood - we take it from the poor and give it to the rich!'

'Take me to your least insane leader...'

Government admits failure on child poverty reduction.

US Consumers - OPEC.

Most liberal slots on The Strip

Five reasons why congress should NOT ban assault weapons.

Politically Correct cuckoo clock

"Don't worry... Compassion Fatigue should be setting in any minute now..."

Bailing out greece

Santa's Helpers: Keystone XL Pipeline feeds Middle Class Tax Cuts.

'They seem to be making a concerted effort to go after the undecided vote this year.'

'Vote your conscience? Harold, you don't have a conscience.'

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'

"Well, that was another lame-duck session."

Bush's brain explodes.

'This nasty campaign ad was approved by 'The fund to smear Joe Doe.''

'Bailing out works. We've got stability!'

"My clients object to the term 'hit men.' They like to think of themselves as a well-regulated militia."