Political Satirists Pillows

The Salute

"'Litterbug' isn't politically correct. They prefer 'environmentally challenged.'"

"This cloaking device avoids detection by the G.A.O."

Election

Papal Opposition to Modern Civilisation

"Meaningful gun laws. . . ? Why, er, um, sure! Just let me reach into my magic hat. . . !"

So the anti-tax hike anti-new revenue anti-spender's solution would be...

"Oh, those are the lobbyists who get us our government subsidies."

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

'Sure I'm depressed. I'm the senior senator from my state and the junior senator already has more conflicts of interest.'

"Sure, meritocracies are fine, but why take the chance?"

Five reasons why congress should NOT ban assault weapons.

'As fiscal politicians, we've got to act like a modern Robin Hood - we take it from the poor and give it to the rich!'

US Consumers - OPEC.

'Take me to your least insane leader...'

Most liberal slots on The Strip

'We're getting out of Egypt, and going to a nice peaceful place called 'Palestine.''

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'.

'The trouble is 90% of politicians are giving the other 10% a bad name.'

'I need my illegal aliens - to keep wages low and benefits non - existent!'

Government admits failure on child poverty reduction.

If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.

The Butcher

Politically Correct cuckoo clock

"My clients object to the term 'hit men.' They like to think of themselves as a well-regulated militia."

"It's based on 'nudge' theory!"

"The GOP believed that Trump was trainable."

"Firewood from Russia. . . cheap. . ."

"Don't worry... Compassion Fatigue should be setting in any minute now..."

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

'This nasty campaign ad was approved by 'The fund to smear Joe Doe.''

Bush's brain explodes.

Santa's Helpers: Keystone XL Pipeline feeds Middle Class Tax Cuts.

Election Speech Writer

President Erdogan for Sultanate