Satirical Politician Pillows

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Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Anti-Agent

"Nation-building never works."

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Flags

Spot the difference.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

No-Work Orange

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You're on a what?!"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

Trump! The Musical

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

The International and May Day Terrorism

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

The economy.