Politico Satirist Pillows

Elect-Able!

"Of course as MPs we make laws, but surely you don't expect us to observe them?"

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

Schengen

"You're fired."

"Nation-building never works."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The Anti-Agent

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Flags

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Spot the difference.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Reagacentennial

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"You're on a what?!"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

The economy.

"We won!"

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

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