Politics Satirist Pillows

'Well it's nearer 700,000 to be more precise'

"Take me to your puppet."

Maybe We Can Use Her Incompetence

The World is Burning But That Hair!

'I don't follow politics any more -- the plots are too hackneyed.'

'Gee, I'm not really a Republican — can I just register as an anti-Democrat?'

Now why don't you goa and play outside with your nice new hoop ?

SEE SANTA, ''Happy Holidays'? -- Don't tell me YOU'RE getting politically correct, now?'

"Yes, to welfare for the rich, and it will trickle down on the poor!"

Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty

"There's no room for lies, corruption or narcissism in my oval office!"

Schengen

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Nation-building never works."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"You're fired."

The Anti-Agent

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Flags

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Spot the difference.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Reagacentennial

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"You're on a what?!"

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."