Humorous Satirist Pillows

'At $87,000, I'd say this comes from the artist's I'm-milking-this-for-all-I-can Period.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Trump pardons

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Gee, thanks pal."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Ghostwriting the Bible

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Sock Puppet in Literature

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."