Serious Satirist Pillows

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"You're fired."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

They're Not Just That Into It

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Torturing the English Language

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Trump pardons

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

UK border controls relaxed.

"Gee, thanks pal."

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Ghostwriting the Bible

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

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Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.