Humorous Satirist Prints

'At $87,000, I'd say this comes from the artist's I'm-milking-this-for-all-I-can Period.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"You're fired."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Torturing the English Language

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

"Gee, thanks pal."

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Ghostwriting the Bible

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."