Satirical Satirist Prints

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Occu-Pie Mars

"You're fired."

"Nation-building never works."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

They're Not Just That Into It

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Torturing the English Language

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Trump pardons

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

UK border controls relaxed.

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

No-Work Orange

"Gee, thanks pal."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Reagacentennial

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"You're on a what?!"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."